{"id":10853,"date":"2024-09-06T05:00:19","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T04:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=10853"},"modified":"2024-08-16T06:43:01","modified_gmt":"2024-08-16T05:43:01","slug":"vol-hgo-vre45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=10853","title":{"rendered":"Vol HGO VRE45"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Il n&rsquo;y avait pas de porte entre les passagers et les pilotes dans le Fokker 27, et cela cr\u00e9ait une \u00e9trange intimit\u00e9 dans cet espace partag\u00e9 entre ciel et terre. On raconte qu&rsquo;un jour, lors d&rsquo;un vol pass\u00e9, les deux pilotes \u00e9taient sortis du cockpit. La porte avait claqu\u00e9 derri\u00e8re eux, un coup du sort, et comme vous le savez peut-\u00eatre, on ne peut pas l&rsquo;ouvrir de l&rsquo;ext\u00e9rieur.<\/p>\n<p>Heureusement, le pilote automatique veillait comme un ange gardien invisible. Mais il fallait reprendre les commandes, car atterrir sur une piste en lat\u00e9rite, avec ses ondulations, n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas simple.<\/p>\n<p>Alors, nos deux pilotes, le c\u0153ur battant, avaient saisi la hache de s\u00e9curit\u00e9, outil faisant partie des \u00e9quipements standard \u00e0 bord des avions. Par bonheur, elle n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas enferm\u00e9e dans le cockpit mais attendait pr\u00e8s des issues de secours, comme une promesse de salut.<\/p>\n<p>Les passagers, leurs regards emplis d&rsquo;inqui\u00e9tude, avaient observ\u00e9 les pilotes briser la porte avec d\u00e9termination. Les \u00e9clats de bois et de m\u00e9tal s&rsquo;\u00e9taient m\u00eal\u00e9s aux \u00e9clats d&rsquo;angoisse. Mais enfin, les pilotes \u00e9taient retourn\u00e9s \u00e0 leur poste qu&rsquo;ils n&rsquo;auraient jamais d\u00fb quitter ensemble.<\/p>\n<p>Depuis ce jour, il n&rsquo;y a plus de porte entre le cockpit et les passagers, comme pour rappeler la fragilit\u00e9 de la s\u00e9paration entre ceux qui guident et ceux qui suivent, entre le destin et le hasard, entre le ciel et la terre.<\/p>\n<p><em>Inspir\u00e9 d&rsquo;un contenu provenant de l&rsquo;article \u00ab\u00a0<\/em><em><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=10780\">je prends l&rsquo;avion<\/a><\/em><em>\u00a0\u00bb du 28 juillet 2024 et corrig\u00e9 par Chatgpt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Cette histoire est \u00e9videmment un Fake. La porte entre les pilotes et les passagers a \u00e9t\u00e9 ajout\u00e9e dans le Fokker F27 au d\u00e9but des ann\u00e9es 1960.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Illustration I.A.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=com.womboai.wombodream\">https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=com.womboai.wombodream<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/Christian_Loverde\">bit.ly\/Christian_Loverde<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_20240725_070116_824.jpg?ssl=1\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10854\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10854\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=10854\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_20240725_070116_824.jpg?fit=1280%2C1080&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20240725_070116_824\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_20240725_070116_824.jpg?fit=960%2C810&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10854\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_20240725_070116_824.jpg?resize=960%2C9999&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"img_20240725_070116_824-jpg\" width=\"960\" height=\"9999\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il n&rsquo;y avait pas de porte entre les passagers et les pilotes dans le Fokker 27, et cela cr\u00e9ait une &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":10854,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[1725],"tags":[1728,1730,1729,1714],"class_list":["post-10853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-chatgpt","tag-avion","tag-cockpit","tag-fake","tag-fokker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9whbF-2P3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10780,"url":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=10780","url_meta":{"origin":10853,"position":0},"title":"Je prends l&rsquo;avion","author":"kris33390","date":"28 juillet 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Et me reviennent des souvenirs d'avion en C\u00f4te d'ivoire. 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