{"id":3108,"date":"2018-07-22T06:31:51","date_gmt":"2018-07-22T05:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=3108"},"modified":"2019-12-13T09:30:37","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T08:30:37","slug":"le-nez-de-pinocchio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=3108","title":{"rendered":"Le nez de Pinocchio"},"content":{"rendered":"

Le nez de Pinocchio<\/p>\n

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Entendu dans l’\u00e9mission de la 6 un peu nunuche, mais qui fait bien rire parfois, avec les deux vieux ex\u00e9crables, la bricoleuse, la fofolle et son mari au ch\u00f4mage et la jeune qui se tape un vieux plein de fric.<\/p>\n

Et les deux autres qui aiment bien se mettre en situation pour pimenter leur jeu de l’amour et pas du hasard.<\/p>\n

Pinocchio rencontre une belle et dans leur mise en sc\u00e8ne de la s\u00e9duction il fait un bon mot plut\u00f4t d\u00e9plac\u00e9:
\n– mon nez va s’allonger<\/p>\n

Le jeu de mot am\u00e8ne forc\u00e9ment la r\u00e9action de la belle et refroidi son \u00e9lan prometteur:
\n– Non, non et non! Ce n’est pas possible pour Pinocchio de dire \u00e7a! Car, si ton nez s’allonge c’est que tu mens donc tu ne peut pas annoncer qu’il va s’allonger, ce serait dire la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 or ton nez ne s’allonge que quand tu mens.<\/p>\n

Logique…<\/p>\n

Si vous voulez aller plus loin demandez-vous \u00e0 quoi pense vraiment Pinochio…<\/p>\n

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