{"id":3234,"date":"2018-08-19T10:44:35","date_gmt":"2018-08-19T09:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=3234"},"modified":"2019-07-30T08:08:59","modified_gmt":"2019-07-30T07:08:59","slug":"le-pari-de-nasreddine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=3234","title":{"rendered":"Le pari de Nasreddine"},"content":{"rendered":"

Le pari de Nasreddine<\/p>\n

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Le fameux pari de Nasreddin
\nOn attribue quelquefois \u00e0 Nasreddin cette histoire de pari qui a couru le monde.
\nAlors qu’il se plaignait sempiternellement de sa pauvret\u00e9, il donna chez lui, un soir, un tel festin que l’\u00e9cho de sa magnificence parvint aux oreilles du khalife.
\nCelui-ci le fit convoquer et lui demanda d’o\u00f9 il tenait l’argent pour donner une pareille f\u00eate.
\n– Je fais des paris, r\u00e9pondit Nasreddin, et je gagne.
\n– Mais tu paries quoi ?
\n– N’importe quoi.
\n– Serais-tu pr\u00eat \u00e0 parier avec moi ?
\n– Sur-le-champ, r\u00e9pondit Nasreddin.
\n– Dix pi\u00e8ces d’or ?
\n– Dix pi\u00e8ces d’or.
\n– Et que paries-tu ?
\n– Je parie que demain matin \u00e0 ton lever tu auras un gros bouton sur la fesse droite.<\/p>\n

Pari tenu. Le lendemain matin, apr\u00e8s une nuit d’agacement, le khalife se r\u00e9veilla et constata qu’il n’avait rien sur la fesse droite, ni d’ailleurs sur la gauche. Il fit appeler Nasreddin et lui annon\u00e7a qu’il avait perdu son pari. Nasreddin demanda \u00e0 v\u00e9rifier, ce qui fut fait. Le khalife baissa rapidement son pantalon et montra ses fesses \u00e0 Nasreddin, qui dut reconna\u00eetre qu’il avait perdu, et se retira modestement.
\nLe soir m\u00eame le khalife apprit que Nasreddin donnait une f\u00eate plus somptueuse encore que la premi\u00e8re. Il le convoqua et lui demanda, assez m\u00e9content, le raisons de cette surprenante r\u00e9jouissance.
\n– Oh, c’est tr\u00e8s simple, lui r\u00e9pondit Nasreddin. J’avais pari\u00e9 cinquante pi\u00e8ces d’or avec ton vizir et j’ai gagn\u00e9.
\n– Et qu’avais-tu pari\u00e9 ?
\n– Que ce matin, s’il venait assez t\u00f4t et se cachait derri\u00e8re une tenture, il verrait le khalife me montrant son cul.<\/p>\n

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