{"id":8203,"date":"2023-04-08T05:00:20","date_gmt":"2023-04-08T04:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=8203"},"modified":"2023-04-11T13:48:06","modified_gmt":"2023-04-11T12:48:06","slug":"la-retraite-des-chats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=8203","title":{"rendered":"La retraite des chats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Les chats ont voix au chapitre, ils s’expriment sur cette r\u00e9forme qu’on veut leur imposer.<\/p>\n

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La retraite des chats c’est \u00e0 14 ans sinon le r\u00e9gime de retraite des chats va \u00eatre d\u00e9ficitaire, mais il y a un probl\u00e8me les chats ne veulent la retraite qu’\u00e0 10 ans et ils ne veulent pas discuter de cet \u00e2ge c’est \u00e7a ou rien, sinon on fait la gr\u00e8ve des croquettes et des ronrons et des c\u00e2lins.<\/p>\n

— Vous comprenez que, \u00e0 14 ans il y a de fortes chances que je sois d\u00e9j\u00e0 mort, alors il faut que ce soit avant, d\u00e9j\u00e0 10 ans c’est beaucoup pour mener une retraite paisible et en bonne sant\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Note
\nPourquoi \u00e9crire si on peut parler. Je d\u00e9couvre la transcription orale. Je pourrais toujours me dire que je ne suis pas responsable des fautes d’orthographe 😉🥴<\/p>\n

bit.ly\/Christian_Loverde<\/a><\/p>\n

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Les chats ont voix au chapitre, ils s’expriment sur cette r\u00e9forme qu’on veut leur imposer. 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