{"id":8264,"date":"2023-05-13T05:00:29","date_gmt":"2023-05-13T04:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=8264"},"modified":"2023-05-06T07:55:23","modified_gmt":"2023-05-06T06:55:23","slug":"histoires-de-chats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=8264","title":{"rendered":"Histoires de chats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Si vous attendez des chats mignons vous n&rsquo;allez pas \u00eatre d\u00e9\u00e7us, plus ils sont petits plus ils le sont.<br \/>\nMais les histoires ne finissent pas toujours bien.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8272\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8272\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/wp-1681461217916.jpg?fit=1024%2C681&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,681\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1681461217916\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/wp-1681461217916.jpg?fit=960%2C638&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-8272 alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/wp-1681461217916.jpg?resize=1024%2C681&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/wp-1681461217916.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/wp-1681461217916.jpg?resize=595%2C396&amp;ssl=1 595w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/wp-1681461217916.jpg?resize=960%2C638&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/wp-1681461217916.jpg?resize=768%2C511&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Un chat apporte calme et r\u00e9confort, \u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;on dit. Donc ma moiti\u00e9e, apr\u00e8s un \u00e9pisode plut\u00f4t p\u00e9nible, je vous \u00e9pargne les d\u00e9tails, a voulu un chat. Quand ils sont b\u00e9b\u00e9 mais sevr\u00e9s, ils sont tr\u00e8s photog\u00e9niques. Et comme j&rsquo;aime prendre des photos, trop selon elle, j&rsquo;ai une belle collection.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le premier<\/strong>, on l&rsquo;a appel\u00e9 <strong><em>Figaro<\/em><\/strong>. Un chat de goutti\u00e8re tendance siamois. Il ne louchait pas mais je crois qu&rsquo;il avait une mauvaise vue. En tout cas il ne grimpait pas aux arbres.<\/p>\n<div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=8264&quot;}' id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8264 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8268'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_178.jpg?resize=480%2C576&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_178.jpg?resize=480%2C576&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_178.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=480%2C576&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-attachment-id=\"8268\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8268\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_178.jpg?fit=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,576\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20230414_102442_178\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_178.jpg?fit=960%2C540&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8267'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_82.jpg?resize=480%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_82.jpg?resize=480%2C640&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_82.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=480%2C640&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-attachment-id=\"8267\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8267\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_82.jpg?fit=1024%2C662&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,662\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20230414_102442_82\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_82.jpg?fit=960%2C621&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Un matin on entend un raffut dans le jardin, une meute de 9 chiens est entr\u00e9e n&rsquo;arrivait pas \u00e0 ressortir. Un chien \u00e7a avance et \u00e7a ne recule pas, et devant eux les sapinettes. Le seul c\u00f4t\u00e9 non cl\u00f4tur\u00e9 est celui par o\u00f9 ils sont entr\u00e9s.<br \/>\nOn ne s&rsquo;est aper\u00e7u de rien, j&rsquo;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 oblig\u00e9 d&rsquo;ouvrir le portail pour qu&rsquo;ils sortent. Ce n&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;apr\u00e8s que nous avons d\u00e9couvert Figaro mort et ensanglant\u00e9, ces cons de chiens l&rsquo;avaient pris pour un lapin. On venait de faire installer le double vitrage et c&rsquo;est pour \u00e7a qu&rsquo;on n&rsquo;a pas entendu le chat se faire massacrer.<br \/>\nLes chasseurs, \u00e0 peine pein\u00e9s nous ont signal\u00e9 qu&rsquo;ils \u00e9taient assur\u00e9s et nous ont propos\u00e9 de nous donner un autre chat !<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le deuxi\u00e8me<\/strong> chat que nous avons mis un certain temps \u00e0 nous d\u00e9cider d&rsquo;adopter, s&rsquo;appelait <strong><em>Gepeto<\/em><\/strong>. On est rest\u00e9s dans la saga Pinocchio.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8266\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8266\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_42.jpg?fit=1024%2C549&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,549\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20230414_102442_42\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_42.jpg?fit=960%2C515&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-8266 alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_42.jpg?resize=1024%2C549&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_42.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_42.jpg?resize=595%2C319&amp;ssl=1 595w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_42.jpg?resize=960%2C515&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_42.jpg?resize=768%2C412&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lui n&rsquo;a pas r\u00e9sid\u00e9 tr\u00e8s longtemps. Un jour il a disparu. Renseignements pris, plusieurs chats du coin ont manqu\u00e9s \u00e0 l&rsquo;appel. Il y a des gens qui ont l&rsquo;esprit tordu, vraiment.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le dernier<\/strong>, la derni\u00e8re plut\u00f4t, est encore l\u00e0. Elle grimpe aux arbres et est assez fut\u00e9e. <strong><em>Tamy<\/em><\/strong> est son nom, comme dans une s\u00e9rie t\u00e9l\u00e9 je crois.<\/p>\n<div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=8264&quot;}' id='gallery-2' class='gallery galleryid-8264 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8265'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102441_997.jpg?resize=480%2C576&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102441_997.jpg?resize=480%2C576&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102441_997.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=480%2C576&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-attachment-id=\"8265\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8265\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102441_997.jpg?fit=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,576\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20230414_102441_997\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102441_997.jpg?fit=960%2C540&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8269'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"606\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_220.jpg?resize=480%2C606&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"8269\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?attachment_id=8269\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_220.jpg?fit=600%2C606&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,606\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20230414_102442_220\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/humm.loverde.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_20230414_102442_220.jpg?fit=600%2C606&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Elle a de longs poils et une queue en panache, enfin&#8230; elle avait.<br \/>\nUn beau matin la voil\u00e0 qui revient la queue ensanglant\u00e9e. Accroch\u00e9e \u00e0 une branche probablement. V\u00e9to, un morceau coup\u00e9 en essayant d&rsquo;en pr\u00e9server le maximum puis retour v\u00e9to 2 semains plus tard, le reste n&rsquo;a pas r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 cicatriser et commen\u00e7ait \u00e0 n\u00e9croser.<\/p>\n<p>Quand nous \u00e9tions en C\u00f4te d&rsquo;Ivoire on avait un chat. Il s&rsquo;appelait <strong><em>Arthur<\/em><\/strong>. Pendant les 2 mois de vacances on le laissait livr\u00e9 \u00e0 lui-m\u00eame, comme \u00e7a il ne grossissait pas trop et il ne risquait pas d&rsquo;\u00eatre mang\u00e9. \u00c0 notre retour il \u00e9tait l\u00e0, il nous attendait et nous gratifiait de ses c\u00e2lins.<br \/>\nLe gar\u00e7on du labo de physique m&rsquo;a dit un jour que le chat c&rsquo;\u00e9tait tr\u00e8s bon et m&rsquo;en a m\u00eame propos\u00e9, je n&rsquo;ai pas r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 savoir s&rsquo;il disait \u00e7a pour me faire marcher.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Une question pour finir<\/strong><br \/>\nPourquoi le lapin est-il toujours vendu avec la t\u00eate ?<\/p>\n<p><em>Image d&rsquo;en-t\u00eate, un chat crois\u00e9 sur une \u00eele des Cyclades.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/Christian_Loverde\">bit.ly\/Christian_Loverde<\/a><\/p>\n<div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/humm.loverde.fr\/?p=8264&quot;}' id='gallery-3' class='gallery galleryid-8264 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